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Alien: Romulus 2024
This movie rocks, I didn’t go into it looking for anything special (in fact I expected it to be mid at best) I just love the first Alien and have always been a fan of the franchise so finally got around to watching it.
It starts off like Alien, then quickly turns into Aliens and the changes again acknowledging Prometheus.
Some could say it treads old ground a little but honestly it switched up enough that you don’t sit with any of it long enough to get bored.
Sick movie.
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Manchester by the Sea 2016
This movie is another one where you just kinda sit and hang out with he characters whilst they process their grief and I think it does it pretty well.
Casey Afflecks character is never going to be alright and the movie doesn’t pretend that he will be and I appreciate the realism in that.
I think the movie is shot a little to sleek for something so grounded, could’ve done with some handheld/shoulder mounted camera stuff to make us feel…
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Saltburn 2023
I am so glad that as soon as this movie hit the height of social media popularity and it reached an audience with an attention span longer than 3 seconds this movie was immediately highlighted for how shit it actually is. It has a predictable plot for the most part which is incredibly unfortunate given how much attention the director gave the two twists. Before I even watched this movie (like 2 months ago) I asked a friend who recommended…
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003
Dubious take, this is my least favourite of the original 3. Don't get me wrong it's incredibly well written and it's a very satisfying movie but I feel that it depends very very heavily on its 1st and 3rd act as it has a VERY long, drawn out middle. The first act is very fun and exciting and gets you well introduced to the main cast and has some great action scenes and actually includes some of my favourite stuff…
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