Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  War and Peace, Part I: Andrei Bolkonsky 1965

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  For a 2.5 movie I was engaged the entire time, a slow burn done right. Visuals are insane

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025 1

  I wonder if people thought Dr Strangelove was this corny when it came out

Popular reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★ Watched 09 Nov 2024

  it’s giving wattpad, it’s giving glitter highlights, it’s giving rabbit fucking, it’s giving first the scenes can’t be longer than 40 seconds and then they can’t be shorter than 5 minutes, it’s giving corny dialogue, it’s giving wannabe Safdie brothers with the worst marvel slapstick mixed in, it’s giving not really having a clear message at all

  Idk who that was for but it def wasn’t me

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  Barbie as The Princess & the Pauper 2004

  ★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Martin Short is my hero

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