Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Ocean's Twelve 2004

  ★★½ Watched 06 Feb 2025

  eh not as good as the others

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  Ocean's Eleven 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2025

  fun brainless heist movie to forget the sad brainless world we live in

Popular reviews

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  Blood for Dracula 1974

  ½ Watched 02 Feb 2022

  Exactly what you think a movie presented by a painter would be like.

  Weirdly unnecessary incest and rape, too. Did I mention the vomit and absolutely horrible acting? Yeah it's got everything.

  In the end I felt worse for Dracula then any of the supposed good guys. Man was just trying to live his undead life and our supposed "hero" is a woman beating communist rapist who doesn't do anything until the very last second because, again, he hates women,…

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  Possession 1981

  ½ Watched 27 Dec 2021

  yeah so how does this salvador dali nightmare vomit movie have 4 stars. not even a single part of it makes sense and i literally celebrated when it was over. also the overacting in this movie made up for every 70s horror movie with bad acting in just the first 20 minutes.

  overall a total waste of time and i consider it a testament to my will and/or stupidity that i sat through the entirety of this garbage fire.