Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Roald Dahl's The Witches 2020

  ★ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  How does one manage to make a movie so horrifically bad with such a loaded cast list

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  Edge of Tomorrow 2014

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 31 Jan 2025

  5 stars would be 2hrs of Emily Blunt just wielding her sword

Popular reviews

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  Boogie Nights 1997

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Jun 2024

  No guys whatttttt I didn’t search “Mark Wahlberg’s dong” after watching this huhhhh

  (I also surely wasn’t disappointed it was a prosthetic hahahahaha you’re so silly)

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  Pearl 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Jun 2024

  I really really reallyyyyy didn’t want to say “she’s so me” but like yeah I get it