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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  Don't even bother writing a review for this film unless it's at least 2000 words and has no punctuation or paragraph breaks.

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  Into the Blue 2005

  ★½ Watched 12 Nov 2024

  Watched an edited for tv version. Immensely greatful for any time shaved off the total runtime.

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  Twisters 2024

  ★ Watched 20 Jul 2024

  There is no way this wasn't written by an ai trained solely on hallmark movies.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★½ Watched 09 Jan 2024

  I caught the person sitting next to me in the cinema googling 'saltburn run time'.

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