Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Emmanuelle 3 1977

  ★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Basically the part in Nymphomaniac: Vol I when she says, The secret ingredient to sex is love.

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  Emmanuelle: The Joys of a Woman 1975

  ★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Delusional to hope to get through a movie like this without a single Chinese accent but did she have to pull her eyes as well???

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  A meticulous paint-by-numbers that never produces the humor or horniness (or romance! I can’t believe Hoult even likes his wife!) of Coppola’s take, like a really well-funded school play. Eggers makes films obsessively that themselves know too little of obsession.

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  Companion 2025

  ★ Watched 11 Feb 2025

  Written by a robot with 40% intelligence. Plenty of competence (callbacks and closure) but no actual ideas about modern relationships, technology, or the middle class incel, except that he might listen to Goo Goo Dolls.