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Nosferatu 2024
I’m writing my review late, because I really had to sit with this one, and even now I think it warrants a second watch.
It’s a gorgeous movie, there’s not a shred of doubt or denial about it. Definitely felt like a project made from love and respect and a want to make an impactful entry in the Nosferatu movies. Gothic horror for freaks - who knows if it’s back for real but I’ll take these crumbs because I’m absolutely…Translated from by -
The Iron Claw 2023
So when this first came out I thought this was a comedy bc of their haircuts and that its a silly brothers rivalry movie. Uhm… and then my friend told me it’s actually fucked up so, on New Years Eve my other friend who came over and we were looking for a movie to watch, I saw it on Max’s A24 collection and said “Oh, The Iron Claw, I’ve been wanting to watch it I heard it’s fucked up and…
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Babygirl 2024
“If I ever want to be humiliated, I’m going to pay someone to do it. Now get the fuck out of my office.”
I got three words for you: first hotel scene.
Man, okay, I went and saw this at 11 AM before work and it was only me and a bald old man who sat in the front row. And it’s like, nobody wants to go see a horny movie early as fuck on the weekend?
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Heretic 2024
We know it’s real because of how we feel.
Uhmmmm…. Okay… so like firstly, I’m getting this out the way - Hugh Grant is hot. Not that I think anybody would debate me on that.
I don’t think this movie was bad. Like 3.5 isn’t enough but 4 is too much. Maybe a 3.75? If we’re getting technical. Which we are.
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