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  The Oranges 2011

  Watched 18 Mar 2025

  It's like someone saw Leighton's arc on House and thought "that's kind of hot"

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  Orlando 1992

  Watched 05 Feb 2025

  I love that no one cared that Orlando was like 200 years old and didn't look a day over 30, but possibility of her being a woman that entire time was too much for them

Popular reviews

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Apr 2022

  Finally! A chosen one that’s a genuine piece of shit loser

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  The Searchers 1956

  ½ Rewatched 28 Nov 2020

  I was actively rooting for John Wayne to die.

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