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Recent reviews

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  Billy Elliot 2000

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  The american mind can’t comprehend this (the Pitmatic accent).

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Feb 2025 2

  I’m a little worried that the more attractive people in a movie are, the kinder I am to the movie. Case in point, The Monkey was really growing on me whilst handsome Theo James With Glasses was in the lead with his neat haircut and awkward mannerisms, but the movie started to sour ever so slightly in my mind once Theo James With Fuckass Mullet was starting to take up screen time. Didn’t hate the character too much just really didn’t like…

Popular reviews

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  All of Us Strangers 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Feb 2024 3

  Decent movie BUT not one (1) person thought to keep track of the length of Andrew Scott’s nipple hair. Within the course of what could be no more than half a day, he goes from bare-chested to coated in tentacles. “But,” you may say, “that’s in service of the films themes of childhood innocence in contrast with adult sensuality.” To that I say “boo-fucking-hoo.” If you wish to undermine the realism of your art for the sake of thematic conceit,…

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  Maze Runner: The Death Cure 2018

  ★★★ Watched 14 Sep 2024

  Maze Runner?

  I hardly know her!

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