Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  It's a Wonderful Life 1946

  ★★★ Watched 24 Dec 2024

  God: (gaslights Jimmy Stewart into gratitude for being driven to suicide)

  Jimmy Stewart: I'm cured! Merry Christmas everyone! Merry Christmas movie house!

  God: another job well done by me.

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  Dirty Dancing 1987

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Nov 2024

  An ok movie at best but with maybe the best soundtrack ever?

Popular reviews

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  Parasite 2019

  ★★ Watched 14 Dec 2019

  "wonder if people are going to pick up on the class commentary I'm going for here...."

  Well Bong, I get that it's about class, but it's unclear what the film actually has to say ab-

  "HYAHJHH! METAPHORICAL ROCK TO THE HEAD!"

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  Wild 2014

  ★ Watched 20 Jan 2019 3

  "I fucking destroyed everyone who ever cared about me because I'm the only person who has ever had to deal with trauma, and it's ok because I FORGIVE MYSELF."

  (Cue inspirational slow mo ending)

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