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ratings are based on vibes

not really much of a critic but sometimes i actually write a review

Favorite films

  • Y Tu Mamá También
  • Totally F***ed Up
  • My Own Private Idaho
  • Anatomy of a Fall

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  • Vampires Suck

  • Anaïs in Love

    ★★★

  • Palo Alto

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

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  • Blank Narcissus (Passion of the Swamp)

    Blank Narcissus (Passion of the Swamp)

    ★★★★½

    real cinema (a director commentating on his porno film that starred the love of his life masturbating in a whimsical forest and the director discussing how their relationship fell out and the cold, unforgiving force called time that kept going) is back 

    also why was 1970s gay porn….. beautiful? 

    “It’d even be enough to know he’s OK and enjoying life.” 

  • Sound of Freedom

    Sound of Freedom

    ½

    a lot of the criticism to the (rightful) backlash of this movie usually falls back on “well if you criticize this movie than you support child trafficking and don’t care about trafficked children”— thus, implying that liking this film means you detest child trafficking but all i have to say to that response is this: if you need a movie to make you care about child trafficking you are genuine scum of the earth

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  • Vampires Suck

    Vampires Suck

    watched a good chunk of this before passing out tbh don’t know how i feel about it ngl ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • Anaïs in Love

    Anaïs in Love

    ★★★

    p solid movie wish i was their third tho :/

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  • School of Life

    School of Life

    ★★½

    if i were a teacher and my students disrespected me 24/7, i would also be a bitter and angry person

  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★★★★

    HOLY SHIT CINEMA IS BACK ITS REAL I LVOE IT I NEEDED THIS SO BAD I LOVE IT SM