Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Fantastic Planet 1973

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 28 Dec 2022 1

  I’m gonna tell my kids this was Avatar

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  TÁR 2022

  ★★★ Watched 01 Nov 2022 3

  A fancy movie for a fancy man. Today I bought a plot of land in Scotland which officially makes me a Lord.

  Anyways, this movie was like anti-Whiplash.

Recent reviews

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  Superman III 1983

  ★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  “I ask you to kill Superman, and you’re telling me you couldn’t even do that one simple thing.”- Rich Business Guy

  When whatsername got electrocuted and turned into an evil cyborg and Superman got attacked by a computer, I went from positively shlumped to locked in gamer pose.

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  Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut 2006

  ★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Couples Retreat 2009

  ★★½ Watched 06 Nov 2022

  Jason and Cynthia act like adoption doesn’t exist

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  Office Christmas Party 2016

  ★★★½ Rewatched 07 Dec 2022

  Y’all are crazy, this movie is a blast! But then again… I am SSSSUPER fucking drunk rn