Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Satan's Slave 1976

  ★★★½ Rewatched 11 Sep 2024

  I have it on good authority this was filmed in scope for the sole purpose of capturing the breadth of Michael Gough’s mustache.

Recent reviews

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  The Lost Missile 1958

  ★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025 1

  "Ottawa is gone. Boiling cauldrons of steam, molten lava, twisted girders, desolation.” [insert irony joke here]

  Even as a stock footage apologist, this tested my patience.

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  Invasion of the Star Creatures 1962

  ★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  I’m being far too generous here but I did love that Cagney impression. The rest of the comedy had me looking for a rope and chair.

Popular reviews

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  Tower of Evil 1972

  ★★★ Watched 25 Aug 2013

  The horniest group of unfaithful archaeologists imaginable.

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  1941 1979

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Dec 2024 1

  “You ain't gettin' shit out of me. I've been constipated all week and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it!”

  Early Birthday Movie Night with friends. I will die on the hill defending this madcap masterpiece!