Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  City of Angels 1998

  ★★★ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  I think it’s okay. Unless you’re a romantic. That part of me wants to give it 4 1/2 stars.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 24 Jan 2025

  you know what. I’m going to say it. you all need to let a little more abstractness into your heart or you’re going to die of a fucking art deficiency.

  (if you think this is me saying you need to like this movie 1. you’re dumb 2. reread that sentence)

Popular reviews

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Aug 2024

  movie gets an entire extra star for PROMETHEUS MENTION LET’S GOOOOO

  I didn’t really care about the ‘fan service’, I found it more charming than anything in most cases (I’m trying to be less of a cynic and if you want me to grin at anything it would be alien fan service lol) but everyone seems to be in agreement that uh. it was weird [redacted for spoilers] wound up with that much screen time like that was ghoulish. I…

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  Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Oct 2024

  needed to be sexier. which is saying a lot. but overall a good time.

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