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Bullet Train 2022
The care that I have in my heart for tangerine and lemon pains me to watch how it all goes down. The main bit of why I would rate this a four besides it being a really fun and not so serious movie is the moment when Pitt get kicked in the shin and he stops to rub it. Most relatable thing I’ve witnessed in any movie ever.
I changed my mind to 4.5 while thinking about the shin rub
“You’re more like Thomas anyways” caused pure sadness
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Journey 2: The Mysterious Island 2012
The Rock before his head got to big from hanging around the fast and furious cast. Micheal Caine is a stupid bag in this and annoys the piss out of me. Like two minutes of him on screen and you like “ok strange old man, I could get behind it” then it just tanks and he’s just a trash senile old man who I was wishing to have an heart attack.
Big lizard and such so a mysterious movie
“Thunder…
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Flushed Away 2006
Watched 5 minutes, remembered I apparently look like Hugh grant rat, turned it off.
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023
I have nothing to say really. No favourite quotes or things that frustrated me. I just watched the screen for a solid hour and a half and was like “ya I watched a movie”.
Can’t wait for the sequel!!!!
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