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Lake Placid: The Final Chapter 2012
Freddy Krueger vs Croc
Robert Englund tries to revive the series and somehow the king of slasher can’t do it. The naked women really pulls it together with the terrible acting. Still better than the third one in the sense we actually enjoy some of the kills and no weird cgi plane. Lost of porn like situations that would make a killing on pornhub. Just a little romance to even out the movie.
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Lake Placid 3 2010
Still not worse than Lake Placid Legacy
Double gun wielding Yancy Butler, again with the terrible cgi. CGI boat,cgi car, cgi galore. There is a plot but does it matter? Not at all. Chainsaw kill and yet it can’t be saved by the outrageous choices the characters make. By the end you hope the croc eats the camera do you can stop watching this. Horrible movie but hey we finally got the naked women we were hoping for!!
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Alien 1979
Me like woman, me like alien
Hot performance by Sigourney Weaver and even hotter performance by the alien. I want to rub its shiny head. Don’t you hate when your indigestion becomes a living being? Prolifers being the cause of death for many once again. Favorite part- The robot cums all over
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Anaconda 2025
Snake gives the best hugs
The first anaconda movie I ever watched. Genuinely the scariest one I could’ve watched as a child. Unfortunately it seems to have faded into obscurity as you can’t even find it on google. This was the start of a beautiful thing. Hot blonde plus snake? Yes please. Favorite part- The doctor gets eaten and my mother saying he’s getting kisses from the snake so I wouldn’t be scared, 10/10 mom effortTranslated from by
