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  Heretic 2024

  ★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Hugh Grant is in his mid 60’s & was in Notting Hill. He played a bookstore owner…I’m no tough guy. Hugh, I’ll break your fucking hip if you don’t open this door. I feel like if the ladies had led with that, a bit of follow through & a pamphlet, this would’ve went different for all parties involved. Why do I know so much about Mormon underwear now?

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  I heard Babygirl was kinky and that it is. Who the hell is having sex after a glass of milk? I’m lactose intolerant dammit, don’t touch me. Beyond that major plot hole this is Kidman at her Eyes wide shut peak. I’m sure many people did just that. I can’t be sure I blinked.

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  The score could have used a little Deftones. Shawty was bad, no doubt and I’ve certainly done more for less. But my God this man was thirsty in more ways than one.

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  Chungking Express 1994

  ★★★★ Watched 12 May 2024 2

  30 cans of expired pineapple…boy dinner. Not to worry, quick cuts & alcohol settles the stomach. Dizzy, neon & filled with cigarette smoke.

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