Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  - they should have made president hulk orange
  - not as much propaganda as i expected 
  - there was a metaphor in there somewhere
  - a lot of hotties 🥵
  - we lost the plot a bit there

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  John Tucker Must Die 2006

  ★★★ Watched 05 Feb 2025

  - that bitch deserved everything he got 😪
  - i fear this would have been my gay awakening if i watched it 10 years ago 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
  - minus 1pt for misogyny 
  - the part with the teacher was predictable but i still laughed my ass off 🩲
  - need a modern remake of this, it would eat
  - speaking of eating, the girls ate hard with the fits, wanted the purple vegan’s outfits 💖
  - girls kissing girls and men in thongs, what more could you want?✨

Popular reviews

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  Lovers Rock 2020

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  - she went to BED in her PARTY CLOTHES?? 😭
  - party looked fun as hell, they’re all getting the invite to my ⭐️ 26th birthday bash spectacular ⭐️
  - the djs walked in and said we’re playing bops, bangers, and hits tonight
  - need that purple dress bad actually
  - shout out to the guy getting down on the dance floor need him at my parties i’d match his energy 🫡
  - her bed is gonna be so stinky now! why didn’t she change? why didn’t she shower? does she know how many germs are in her bed now? i don’t understand that ending

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  Venom: The Last Dance 2024

  ★★ Watched 28 Oct 2024

  what the hell were those ending credits? whoever worked on this movie needs to take it out of theaters and redo it because fucking hell that shit was so poorly designed. no typographic hierarchy - tell me why the section titles are smaller than the names?? speaking of names they were not in alphabetical order and all over the place, there was one section where there was a name right next to a title on the same line instead of…

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