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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  There’s more nods to Anya and Miles previous work and different film genres in this than there is in Mr Oizo’s Flat beat video

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★½ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  I’m glad they did an explainer 10 minutes before the end as the rest was as coherent as alphabetti spaghetti.

  Also a disturbing amount of Bill Clinton and Richard Nixon portraits on peoples walls. 

  The lead was very good though

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ½ Watched 30 Mar 2024

  Hated this film. Got about 20 minutes in, had a sort of innate reaction and really wanted to turn it off by smashing my head into the screen over and over again.

  Pretentious fcuking garbage

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Oct 2024

  In a 1v1 Guinness drinking contest I’m not sure I’d even finish second to the lovely Naomi Scott

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