Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Trainspotting 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025 1

  Felt like watching snatch for the first time 

  Made me feel like a number 2 hair cut was the right choice

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Few things 

  Ivan’s clearly never used a controller before

  Igor was sweet to a point 

  Chillest Russian oligarch father ever depicted

Popular reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Feb 2025

  Get baited Catholics

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Completely ripped off Taylor’s ‘you belong with me’ music video. 

  They really put miles on the drums and Anya on chess.

  The script was horrific and I can’t handle any more pretend military jargon, I also can’t tell if Anya is actually a bad actor or it was mainly the script.