Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  This was fuckin sick

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  Keeping Up with the Joneses 2016

  ½ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  I’d rather dip my testicles in acid then watch this film again - jo my housemate

Popular reviews

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  Stalker 1979

  ½ Watched 20 Feb 2024

  I didn’t understand this film in the slightest, but it didn’t help the fact that this film held shots for so long that by the time one shot was finished I’d aged a year.

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  Snowpiercer 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Jul 2024

  Second watch luv dis shit

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