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  Everest 2015

  ★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Those hoes did not care enough about my boy Jake-y. Me personally? Strapping him to my back. Low on oxygen? yeah because Jakey steals my breath, he can have it. Tummy ache? Nibble on my rations. We tumbling down this hoe like angry birds to base camp and Jakey is using me as the sled.

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  Jarhead 2005

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  These stars are for Jake’s booty schmooving in a circle and that Santa hat doing a flip

Popular reviews

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  Kraven the Hunter 2024

  ★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Yknow this was so silly & the script was awf--*aaron Taylor Johnson’s abs*  blah blah blah proper name, backstory stuff AWOOGA

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  My girl Chani stays a hater, I respect it. 

  Saying I love you and then demanding to marry someone else???? Nah I’d crash out - everyone in that room being traumatized

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