Hailey

Hailey

Snappin' necks and cashin' checks.

Favorite films

  • Fight Club
  • The Sound of Music
  • Inglourious Basterds
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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  • The Watchers

    ★★

  • Semi-Pro

    ★★★★★

  • Friends: The Reunion

    ½

  • Scare Me

    ★★½

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  • The Watchers

    The Watchers

    ★★

    Cool to see Shyamalan’s daughter directing. Definitely took some notes from her dad. I like fairies and folklore so I’m always in on that, however… it went on too long. Would’ve been a lot better if it ended like 30 minutes earlier and left the viewer with more of a “think about it” vibe. The fairy fight at the end just made it feel cheesier. 🧚 🧀

  • Semi-Pro

    Semi-Pro

    ★★★★★

    TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES AND SUCK ME SEXY

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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ½

    133 minutes not one parasite

  • Evil Dead II

    Evil Dead II

    ★★★★½

    For some reason I love these movies. Ive just seen the first 2 but I catch myself defending them to my boyfriend when he scoffs at the cheesiness of it all. Like they have some sentimental value to me, but they dont.
    Maybe I just love the idea of some dude kicking demon ass, because demons are scary. Either way, they had a fan for life when he attached the chainsaw to his arm.