Dan

Dan

Favorite films

  • They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
  • Wet Hot American Summer
  • The Matrix
  • High and Low

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  • MaXXXine

  • Seven Samurai

    ★★★★★

  • The Bad Sleep Well

    ★★★★½

  • What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

    ★★★★★

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  • MaXXXine

    MaXXXine

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Seven Samurai

    Seven Samurai

    ★★★★★

    Sometimes you gotta get juuuuust a little too high for the 4k restoration of Seven Samurai
     and you have to wait until the intermission to open your can of ranch water because you don’t want to ruin the perfect movie with the crispy crack of a cool ranch water (a can of Ranch Water that’s cool, not Cool Ranch flavored water) and when Kikuchiyo says “what should farmers do?” you have to cry a little and then when he raises…

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  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★½

    always love when a (horror) movie turns up to 11 in the last act, mother! style. Wish it would have ended after the madness, lose the epilogue.

    That damn liquid pus squirting from old decrepit witch pores?! It's 2019, blood shouldn't even count as gore anymore. Gimme pus and piss and skin grafted picture frames.

  • Malcolm X

    Malcolm X

    ★★★★★

    Should have won Best Actor, Best Actress (Angela Bassett) and Best Supporting Actor (Albert Hall or Delroy Lindo, who appeared on screen and caused me to start rocking back and forth in my seat from excitement) No one but Denzel was even nominated.

    Too many beautiful moments to even mention. Totally forgot about Lindo's final scene and was W R E C K E D by it.

    There's a moment during the dance sequence in the first act where Spike…

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