When i'm in a pretentiousness contest, and my opponent is Begotten (1989):
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The Bye Bye Man 2017
one time i peed in my pants a little at a aldi
thats completly unrelated to this movie just wanted to share that
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Elephant 2003
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I went into elephant already knowing I wasn't going to find it a masterpiece or anything but what I wasn't expecting to be left so bored
nothing shows off how boring this film is better than the 4 minute long scene of 1 dude who has not been seen up till now just walking
that really just sums up about 80% of this films run time
a bunch of under developed one note highschoolers walking around before getting shot the movie
still better put together than borderlands
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