Hannah

Hannah

Favorite films

  • The Hand
  • But I'm a Cheerleader
  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage
  • Frogs

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  • Sleepless in Seattle

  • The Final Destination

  • Final Destination 2

    ★½

  • Final Destination 5

    ★★½

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  • Sleepless in Seattle

    Sleepless in Seattle

    Judging romcoms based on morality is a bad way to watch them. But god, what an unlikeable cast of characters! Jonah and Annie are constantly cruel and selfish, surrounded by an ensemble of enablers who bring out the worst in them. There is one honest line in this film, and it's "I don't deserve you, Walter".

    The reverence shown to older films doesn't help. A generous person would call it a love letter to nostalgia. I would call this a…

  • The Final Destination

    The Final Destination

    I love when they try to be dramatic and change the naming scheme just to immediately regret it. There's not much to say that hasn't been said about this - the humour falls flat, the opening death sucks, the characters are so inconsequential that one of them is forgotten about for half the movie and it doesn't even have my favourite spooky guy. The most annoying thing is the premonitions - they're shown in abstract flashes, which in theory isn't…

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  • Tell Me I Love You

    Tell Me I Love You

    ★★½

    polyamory movie of the year. also weirdly biphobic

  • The Hand

    The Hand

    ★★★★★

    I'm still emotionally reeling from this, I felt more in 20 minutes than I did in my first 20 years of life

    The layers upon layers
    The artistry
    The fact that the potter kinda looks like that food reviewer from ratatouille

    I don't think I'll be ok for a while. This is genuinely the best thing I've ever watched. I'm making everyone I know watch it too

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