Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Speak No Evil 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Jan 2025

  Fuck Hoppy, fuck Cotton Eye Joe, and fuck Tesla

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  Final Boss Boy Mom

Popular reviews

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  The Monster Squad 1987

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Aug 2018 5

  "Give me the amulet, you bitch." — Dracula to a five-year-old.

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  The Florida Project 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Apr 2018

  "I can always tell when adults are about to cry." — Moonee

  Best film I have seen so far this year. Hands down.

  The Florida Project is a gorgeous, well put-together contrast of the sickeningly sweet, pastel Disney dream against a close-up of American poverty. It is, all at once, charming and funny, yet crude and jarring.

  The acting was so well done that, at times, The Florida Project felt more like a documentary taking an understated jab at American…