Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bionicle: Mask of Light 2003

  ★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  There comes a time in every mans life when he needs to know the deep lore of the Bionicle.

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  Tarzan 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  All anybody ever wants to talk about is the first ten minutes of Up but I don't hear anybody ever wanna talk about the first three minutes of Tarzan.

Popular reviews

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  Nope 2022

  ★ Watched 21 Jul 2022 7

  The single worst experience I have ever had in the theatre. I was actually excited to watch this, it got me through my whole day at work, and I am far past disappointed. I cannot understand how this movie was ever released to the public at all. It is the equivalent of a very bad rough cut. If I was a studio executive I would recommend that they re-write the whole script and find a new editor. I do not…

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★ Watched 26 Nov 2022 3

  The difference between an actual murder mystery and just a movie where a murder is solved is bigger than I would've guessed.

  Rian Johnson does what he does best, subverting expectations with impossible to predict plot twists. Wow. Most jump scares are lazy horror just like most plot twists are lazy suspense, and that's nearly all Glass Onion has to offer. There is no way to have predicted the outcome of the film, instead we are just supposed to be…

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