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  The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  What a fantastically paced comedy movie.  Take a little bit to get going (though there are still plenty of jokes), but once the plot starts moving there is really no fluff or filler.  Iconic lines, great side characters, some genuine emotion, & one of the most cathartic endings with the goofy goober song on the guitar freeing everyone.

  Haven’t seen it in probably 15 years but I still remembered just about every single joke, line, & story beat.  But I still fucking loved every second.

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  The Cable Guy 1996

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 09 Mar 2025

  Watched as a great double feature immediately following a viewing of How to Train your Dragon 1.  Great night.

  Matthew Broderick is fantastically milquetoast as the human embodiment of what a “straight man” character is.  This was a necessity due to the just indescribably great performance by Jim Carrey.

  A message that is only aging better over the years due to more & more people knowing/being movie & tv pop culture nerds, as well as just constant commentary on the human condition,…

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  Better Man 2024

  ½ Watched 16 Jan 2025 3

  This movie was destined to be a failure from the second that narcissistic little bitchy victim mentality Robbie Williams insisted on playing himself despite the fact he’s 50 years old.  Just let some young hot actor do it, if he simply stepped aside there would be no need for any of this dumbass monkey shit.

  I exaggerate for sure, but seriously I can’t get over how this entire movie was framed around a man who constantly played the victim card…

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  Love & Mercy 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2024

  I feel like I would be doing this film a disservice or oversimplifying it if I tried to describe all the things I love & all the ways it impacted me with just a few words.  This movie needs to be watched to truly be appreciated & enjoyed.  Also does well if you listen to pet sounds right after.

  Brian Wilson is one of my favorite artists in history, & this movie made me more emotional in more ways than possibly any work…

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