Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Garfield Movie 2024

  ★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  shitty but kinda funny at end bc how shitty it was?????

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  Despicable Me 4 2024

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  gru dad of the year

Popular reviews

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Jul 2023 1

  my ass was clenched the entire countdown and when albert einstein emerged from the shadows

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Jul 2023 1

  To quote bowen yang: this is the best thing i've ever seen in my piece of shit life!! and it's absolutely CRIMINAL i watched it this late!!! 1000000/5 STARS. this was so thrilling to see in a theatre and had me crying over how AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL ART is. like damn you just put some artists in a room and THIS MASTERPIECE IS CREATED??? the crazy amount of time and detail and complexity and moving parts of it all and then…