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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★★ Rewatched 21 Jan 2025

  Serviceable but not that deep and had some plot problems. It’s not that crazy to drink a glass of milk especially if you’re having desert…

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2025

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★½ Watched 01 Oct 2024 2

  How I imagine Nick would write this review: Imagine being old. I can’t! I’m too busy thinking about how I want to bite Margaret qualley’s gorgeous ass! And at any rate, do old people have to be so fucking DISGUSTING and MONSTROUS holy shit they’re so nasty!!! But for real, it’s terribly sad how we let the elderly become isolated and forgotten…maybe they should try being less forgettable! And repulsive! You know what else is repulsive? Vanity!! Definitely don’t get…

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★ Watched 19 Aug 2024

  Felt 8 hours long. Everyone kept doing the wrong thing in a way I didn’t feel like the movie could justify. I was getting pissed at how dumb they were. So much peepee and vageegee but for what? Origins of man…the cruelty of creation…da circle of life…it all comes back to who freakin cares?? Kill them faster or kill them slower. The new monster reveal was really good though, obsessed with that disgusting freak.

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