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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  Yes. Yes all the way. More of this. It was fun, self aware, and so painfully stupid that it was good

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  Back in Action 2025

  ★ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  Someone’s gotta have serious blackmail on Cameron Diaz and Jamie Foxx to get them to not walk off set day 1

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  Jobs 2013

  ★★½ Watched 06 Feb 2025 1

  The only Ashton Kutcher performance that’s worse than this one is the Danny Masterson apology video

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Jan 2025

  Felt like an average Halo storyline

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