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Monkey Man 2024
Literally I have no idea what the fuck this is about. Watching rn. Can’t tell what it’s about. Roommates are maybe enjoying it but I can’t tell about that either. I have no idea what the fuck is going on in general and somehow I’ve managed to turn that into one of my selling points for myself and I think that deserves way more recognition in whatever capacity that can be dealt.
As far as the movie goes: Mad action…
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Five Nights at Freddy's 2023
The main actor is the guy that looks like he should play Spider-Man but honestly could never make it that far in his acting career: This movie serving as a prime example as to exactly why. Not only was the acting horrific, but so was the plot line - very shaking writing that didn’t connect. The CGI also looked shitty as hell despite its modernity. You’d like this if you need to have plastic covers on your mattress because you have a bed pissing problem.
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Barbie 2023
Honestly shitty! Movie written for the masses. Rare moments of legitimate humor. Overall left me with a feeling of deep concern for the American populous; as the writing was targeted at like a 7th grade comprehension level.
However, it wasn’t incredibly painful, and it’s worth going to see it to be able one amongst fellow sheeple for the novelty of being a sheeperson.
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