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Snowpiercer 2013
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Incredibly disappointed by Bong Joon Ho, especially after watching The Host and Parasite. Those films were refreshingly honest about the state of the world especially concerning western powers. This film was incoherent in its message and fell off completely within the second half of the movie. It’s actually very reactionary and anti-marxist. The movie began as a tale of revolution and ended as weird philosophical nonsense that when you pause and think for a second (unlike many of the Caucasoid…
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Mulholland Drive 2001
This movie tried too hard to be surreal and weird and it was annoying.
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You've Got Mail 1998
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I’m never gonna get over how one of the final scenes was the main girl watching her child self dance with her mother in their old bookstore, and then 15 minutes later told the man responsible for shutting her down “I wanted it to be you.” Man please I need to be cashapped for watching that travesty.
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High Fidelity 2000
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I watched this because a lotta people praised the hell out of this movie. I remember y’alls favorite cracker Roger Ebert said the protagonist was likable in his review. And I say “how?” Rob (generic ass name) was a egotistical insufferable self obsessed douchebag misogynist. I really wanted the ex to stay having dumped his ass but she took him back and for what??? He did NOTHING to show remorse for his shittiness throughout the film. And oh my god…
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