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  • The Runner

    ★★★★★

  • Les Misérables

    ★★★★

  • Ice Age

    ★★★★★

  • Mamma Mia!

    ★★

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  • The Runner

    The Runner

    ★★★★★

    I cried and cried. Maybe my favorite movie I didn’t even mean to watch it.

  • Les Misérables

    Les Misérables

    ★★★★

    I was a hater for a long time but it’s really good. Sorry mom, wells, and all the others I belittled. I just think in general musicals suck and typically only work as comedies. When people suddenly start singing (with background instrumentals) it should be laughed at. Reminds me of a cappella which is something that should go away and never return. 

    Side note: I’m thinking about starting a support group for individuals exposed to a cappella music on college…

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  • Ice Age

    Ice Age

    ★★★★★

    Fucking amazing. One of those animated movies from the early 2000s that were just way better than they needed to be. Or as good as movies for kids should be I don’t know what the fuck is happening now. Even the sequels where they go underground and play with Dinos don’t suck. Sid is an all-time sex hero and apparently my doppelgänger and I accept this. I was reading about how movies at this time had to appeal to parents more…

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    ★★

    Ok I always think I’m gonna like Mamma Mia(!) more than I do. I try to love it but honestly the songs are way better without the movie. The more I think about it the more the whole vibe makes me want to vomit and I really wish this wasn’t the case. I think a substantial part of me longs for inclusion in straight-girl time but it just never works I don’t belong there. I just think it’s lame, and…