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Recent reviews

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  The Accountant 2016

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  I love a dad action movie I’m not ashamed

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  The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 2022

  ★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  107 minutes of Nicolas Cage and not one mention of G-Force

Popular reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  I call this my “5 W’s Review”:

  WHO are these divas?
  WHAT is a… (put any Catholic terminology here)?
  WHEN has there been a crazier vape hit?
  WHERE is the hot priest from Fleabag?
  WHY is John Lithgow playing Fat Amy’s dad again?

  and an on-theme bonus:
  WOW the cinematography!

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  Rango 2011

  ½ Watched 12 Feb 2023 2

  I HATE THIS MOVIE I WISH YOU COULD GIVE IT 0 STARS I HATE THAT STUPID LIZARD I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS MOVIE. Hot girls hate rango.

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