Hey Nick, the 2000s called, they want their screenplay back.

Marching Powder clearly demonstrating that there is nothing like cocaine to fuel further white male mediocrity. Don't get me wrong, I'm a Danny Dyer and Football Factory fan, so I wasn't expecting anything phenomenal but the world has really moved on.
I could forgive the terrible story if it was actually funny, but it wasn't. I was hoping for some redeeming features in Jack and his twatty matesn, but there…

Every now and again, a movie comes along that is so life-affirming and stays with you for a long time. I found this with Sing Sing, which is pure and genuine in its motive and execution.
Based on real-life events, we are let into the world of Sing Sing prison and their unique theatre programme where inmates are able to use acting as an escape.
Colman Domingo as Divine G has an important character arc, and he plays the role…

Almost like 2 movies in one, Dawn Breaks Behind The Eyes is a visual sensation paying homage to two different decades in Germany. A mix of gothic chiller, exploitation, cult and B movies, it transcends into a full psychedelic trip with orgies and fires galore. This feels like a real passion piece from Kevin Kopacka, with an attention to detail visually and with the soundtrack/score, transitioning between the timeframes pretty seamlessly. This might sound odd, but one of my favourite…

A medieval Me Too.
This was not the woke, feminist friendly piece I think they assumed it would be. Frankly, I'm pissed off. When will the rape and abuse of women stop being cinematic fodder?! And while we are still having these god awful films being made, can we petition for them to stop being made/written by cis men? Particularly men who have only just "learnt" not to use homophobic slurs. And can we also ensure that the story is…