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  Madagascar 2005

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  The question isn’t which SOTC girl are you the question is which Central Park zoo animal you are

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2025 1

  Could be an hour shorter. The ending is just too much and I take away no deeper meaning. Also couldn’t watch half the movie without feeling the need to pass out at the needles/blood/general gore. 

  Giving it 2 stars strictly because Demi Moore ate and .5 stars because Margaret Qualley is hot (which is what I think the movie is telling me this is not how to go about my life but I can’t help my superficial being)

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  I think deserves hype/awards thought was really well done and beautifully filmed 

  Ending had me gagged 

  Literally just a big gossip sesh

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  The Last Showgirl 2024

  ★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2025 1

  Già Coppola def got a style and I respect it it just tests my attention span. Pam A ate down though no question.

  Visually beautiful but overall kind of boring :/ 

  As with all movies, it did make me cry, and for that: 3 stars

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