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Recent reviews

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  Warfare 2025

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Not entirely convinced this is an anti-war film. Will Poulter was at the Music Box screening and his hair looked insane. Like so much product in it but you couldn’t tell there was so much product in it. Is that how all celebrities’ hair looks in person? God I hate using Pantene. But it’s all they have at Costco

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  Monte Carlo 2011

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Jacques Elordi is that you??

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2024

  Does anyone in the Dune universe work in like, a grocery store?

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★½ Watched 04 Jun 2023

  -stopping someone from stealing from an ATM is lame 
  -copaganda
  - a “chai tea is tea tea” joke in 2023? What will be in Beyond the Spider-verse, “a group of white men is called a podcast”? 
  -why do the cop dads look like thumbs 
  -40 minutes too long 
  -felt nothing

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