HARDB0DY

HARDB0DY

You only exist on the internet. I’m here to fuck up the average rating for you corny ass cinephiles

Favorite films

  • The Holy Mountain
  • Scarface
  • The Warriors
  • Belly

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  • Mad Max

    ★★½

  • Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    ★★★★½

  • Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★★

  • Chopper

    ★★★★★

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  • Mad Max

    Mad Max

    ★★½

    SAD MAX
    It can be relentless and ruthless,but it isn’t
    often enough to elevate it. 
    I don’t care about police even in a lawless wasteland. While I can see it had to be made for its extremely superior sequel to follow I can’t help, but criticize this movie more than appreciate it. Camera work here, flashes of badassery there. Who cares. What a fucking chore to get thru after all these years, I thought I had more nostalgia. It’s average…

  • Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    ★★★★½

    Bittersweet. At last we get another Mad Max movie, sort of 
    Spin off or not it may be the last one we ever get at least by George Miller, sadly.

    Anya delivers by building on what Charlize established in Fury Road, and just like the latter’s performance I adore her. A character that is fierce and vulnerable without sacrificing their intelligence or heart. Something believable, someone to believe.
    The action set pieces are expanded in aspects becoming more vertical and…

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  • Belly

    Belly

    ★★★★★

    One of the most iconic hood movies, a cult classic not for white people.
    A representation of the new millennium gangsters that raised us.
    Korine’s Gummo is a movie that is set in some type of ruins of a town, but in reality it was filmed in a real place, around real people who live under those conditions and does not care wether you understand it or not just that you witness it. 
    Hype Williams does the same with Belly.…

  • City of God

    City of God

    ★★★★½

    An uncompromising, gorgeous, ruthless, raw masterpiece.
    While acclaim and praise is not always earned especially in cinephile circles, this one deserves all of the love it gets. And the weird contrarian that doesn’t like it is prolly some racist white dude who needs to stay his ass behind his keyboard and the most risk he should take is getting some pussy.
    I saw some of the low reviews on this and decided to take aim at the people who didn’t…

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