Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pearl 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  more freaked out by the mommy issues than the murder tbh

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  Twilight 2008

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  this movie made me cringe so hard i had an existential crisis and had to turn it off

Popular reviews

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  Much Ado About Nothing 2011

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2024

  they made this production for bisexuals and nobody else

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  Hamlet 2009

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2024

  half star removed because hamlet and horatio didn’t kiss. half star added back because whatever they did instead was infinitely gayer