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  Black Narcissus 1947

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  it's the painted backdrops and deborah kerr, really

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  The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas 1982

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025 1

  Sensational. Absolutely terrible. Brilliant. A number with chorus boys in jockstraps. Dolly's tits. I'm so glad I saw this and I will probably never watch it again.

Popular reviews

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  Bluebeard's Castle 1963

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Dec 2023

  Quality street wrappers never looked so good.

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Dec 2024

  Unforgivable loss of musical momentum in Defying Gravity.

  Why does it look like that.

  Ariana Grande is Madeline Kahn-levels of perfection.