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  Cracked 2022

  ★★ Watched 05 Jan 2024

  it's a good thing i saw this on free tv during the late night movie block bc it sucked lmao. it's got so many plot points that ended up nowhere, including a shitlib surface level jab at sociopolitical issue. i've read that the twist was predictable so that's expected but some bits of this is straight ripped off the handmaiden (2016, park chan-wook) and i have no idea why i haven't seen anybody else mention it. i've seen a review…

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  Monster 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2023

  saw this with my brother in christ ritik except neither of us are christian and there's no kaiju in this movie unless the big "in memory of ryuichi sakamoto" at the end count as one. that certainly does damage

Popular reviews

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  Happy Old Year 2019

  ½ Watched 30 Dec 2019 3

  this reviews contains spoiler

  yesterday i made a joke review about how i'm sick of the PR of this film. deep down i hope that it's actually really fucking good and i'd be showering it with praises. well i'm keeping the half star rating, not because it's necessarily bad, but because it's utterly pointless. yes, i'm saying you should NOT spent money seeing this. you won't gain anything and you will lose your money unless you get the ticket for…

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  A Very Romantic Story in the Very Big City 1989

  ★★½ Watched 31 Dec 2019

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