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Recent reviews

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  Rocky IV 1985

  ★★★½ Rewatched 03 Mar 2025

  The director’s cut is pretty odd. RIP Paulie’s robot

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  Better Man 2024

  ½ Watched 23 Feb 2025 2

  I have never felt so much visceral hatred for anything in my entire life as I feel for this CGI chimp. It’s an absolute cunt. Every tiny mannerism, every little eyebrow raise, every smirk, enrages me right to my fucking core. I did not know it was possible to feel so fucking livid at a fucking primate. I don’t know if this anger will ever fade. I think this film has forever altered my brain chemistry, and made me a…

Popular reviews

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  The Killer 2023

  ½ Watched 01 Nov 2023 32

  This is up there with one of the worst films I have ever seen. It was filmed like a Ford transit advert. His internal dialogue was filled with some of the cringiest motifs and sentences I’ve ever heard. Absolutely nothing redeeming about this film, don’t watch.

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  The most insufferable person you know gave this 5 stars (it’s mid as fuck)

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