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Snow White 2025
Garbage the songs suck and so does the acting. The main lad is the most punchable person I’ve ever seen. Nothing could save this not even an Everyman prawn burger post swim n sauna cheers ps cast real dwarves ya cgi is dinky dink
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Opus 2025
If this was shit it was the dog. Jesus wept. Only saving grace is that Dina Simone song and that’s not even good. The colouring of the film is good. The rest is absolute garbage and this was a shit show from everyone involved. Everyman guy gave me the talk in the seat next to me and gave me free popcorn and my lass turned up half way through so bumped up half a star(woulda been a full star if she didn’t turn up) cheers
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Terrifier 3 2024
How this has 3 films is beyond me, £2m budget, are you mad man there’s kids starving in Africa (and the uk). This is absolute piss, please everyone involved quit. Caramel chew chew couldn’t save this one cheers
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The Last Showgirl 2024
Overall a swing and a miss on this I reckon, undoubtedly Pamela Anderson was absolutely class but there’s an irritation to her that I can’t get rid of. She and the film look mint, but there’s no representation for real big tits (my lass told me to say this) she then called me a real big tit, Tuesdays huh. A moist eye at the conversation via voicemail with her daughter but I’ve cried when the Toby carvery has run out of gammon so who am I to say anything cheers
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