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  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  peak al pacino, peak lumet, grimy 70s new york with trash everywhere, everyone’s openly sweating, al pacino struts around and gets yelled at for having a mustache and makes bad jokes and wears the greatest outfits in film history.

  i don’t think it even matters what the movie’s about

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  a delightfully deranged hugh grant commits a series of increasingly absurd felonies to prove a point better expressed by a drunken substack post

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