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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 2004
Uninspired despite the incessant praise by those who likely haven’t read the novel. Sure this should stand on its own but still, the book is perfect and will be judged accordingly as this is an adaptation. Everything here is painful, especially the confrontation in the shrieking shack which is atrociously executed with awkward blocking, clunky dialogue, and ham fisted revelations that only work in the medium of prose. Aside from Deathly Hallows Part 1 (stark and hopeless indie masterpiece masquerading…
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Avengers: Endgame 2019
If this is a Masterpiece then McDonald’s is fine dining. How are 129k people so brain dead?? The bar has never been lower. This “film” is more or less structured in exactly the same way as the Fantastic Beasts movies, but since this is Marvel we can’t criticize it without being called a HATER!!
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