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  • Pulp Fiction

    ★★★★

  • MORA

    ★★★★

  • Longlegs

    ★★★

  • The Dying Rooms

    ★★★★★

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  • Pulp Fiction

    Pulp Fiction

    ★★★★

    I mean, you know, you wanna call it basic, you wanna call it overhyped and overly loved. I get it. Im also sick of the legacy honestly.

    EXCEPT THAT IM NOT. Little boys loving it aside (I am little boy) there has never been a time that I don't have an absolute blast watching this movie. It queued up randomly after my roommate and I finished a different movie. And we said fuck it, Pulp fiction it is! As mentioned,…

  • MORA

    MORA

    ★★★★

    This was actually pretty scary! It's not often I get got but as soon as I was done with this, I emerged from my cave to snatch up a jommy johns order just to slink back into my corner like the sun avoidant goblin I am, and while doing so I ran into my roommate which should be something I'm used to and just about shit my fucking britches.

    This made me hate AI al the more

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  • The Dying Rooms

    The Dying Rooms

    ★★★★★

    Giving this a rating at all feels strange. One of the hardest watches I've put myself through, this documentary made me suffer. Though soaked in sorrow, I felt present watching this. Humbling, brutal, poignant. 10/10 don't watch this :(

  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★

    This is a cop out review, a place holder, I really do want to watch this again, because it very well might be good. But I don't know right now.

    The TITLE CARD, so sick

    If neuroticism had an abortion that lived, it was our lead lady and who the fuck gave her a gun. Let alone made her a federal officer

    Moody, broody, a mystery movie with no scooby dooby.

    Silence of the lambs gets cummed on by satan?…