Favorite films
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
This fell very flat for me.
Not the worst Marvel movie, but I will never want to watch it again. Too many characters and no depth to any of them, to the point that I simply didn’t care.
Do you like memory problems weapon lady? How about Bollywood gun boy? Pining illusionist girl? Love triangle OP main?
It was just very… nothing.
I would much rather watch Kingo’s movie.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
What if Takeshi’s Castle but Saw?
The show was very well executed and provoked the imagination of many. But it was honestly completely predictable to me. To the point I got frustrated at the characters for literally never recognizing the upcoming games were painted on the walls they stared at for 12+ hours a day.
Simultaneously the best and the worst props and vfx I have ever seen in my life. That alone had me crying laughing the entire time. Perfection, truly.
As for the plot—Buckle up for the tale of the leader of the Assassin Guild getting depressed and giving the Prince the biggest Fuck You by quitting to become a drunkard on the street for the rest of his life. However, The Plot refuses to let him go and will literally stalk him to…
I didn’t expect to cry during a vigilante movie but goddamn it I did.