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Favorite films

  • In the Mouth of Madness
  • The Thing
  • Godzilla vs. Megalon
  • Godzilla: Final Wars

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  • Dead Man's Shoes

    ★★★★

  • The Color Out of Space

    ★★★½

  • Death Forest: Forbidden Forest 3

    ★★

  • They Live

    ★★★★½

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  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man

    ★★★★½

    jack griffin is the secret dlc three stooges character and is actually known in the three stooges fandom or the "stoogeheads" as the fourth stooge because of his amazing slapstick capabilities and his cool fucking laugh

    id also like to mention the invisible man IS hot his voice is hot and HE looks hot when hes revealed and when hes invisible

  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    ★★★★½

    this movie has convinced me to invest in making my EVIL GAY LASER i can use to make people GAY AND EVIL with my EVIL GAY LASER that i will be pointing at people cause i'm GAY AND EVIL

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  • Dead Man's Shoes

    Dead Man's Shoes

    ★★★★

    "God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven. I can't live with that."

    im british if that wasnt obvious and this movie takes place in the uk so these kinds of things i can relate to, especially as crime is becoming more and more rampant in my are aand the areas around me.

    that said this is a brilliant, brilliant film about abuse and revenge, im trying to say oh so little so you go out…

  • The Color Out of Space

    The Color Out of Space

    ★★★½

    "You really don't know what might have taken him to Germany?"

    cosmic horror is at this point a very overused sort of subgenre niche sort of thing and boils down to mysterious thing from space landing and fucking things up typically which is okay, i think its pretty cool but its overdone and overused imo.

    ive also watched the 2019 one but this ones another good take on the subject matter (even if written by like a terrible guy and…

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  • They Live

    They Live

    ★★★★½

    "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

    john carpenter is easily my favorite director, love everything he makes and this is no different. action packed with a message that was pretty new for the times but is pretty old hat now.

    keith david is also ALWAYS a plus so thats even better, though watching three movies in a single "day" might be impacting my review a teeny tiny bit.

    andy vs humguy

  • The Black Hole

    The Black Hole

    ★½

    my good friend keeler is also known as a black hole because he consumes copious amounts of food and booze like a dwarf would